Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Sports Hero.


Shuffleboard, originally uploaded by Juxtaposedface.



Usually when I drink it’s like playing the lottery. You never know what’s going to happen. The Pyramids of Egypt could be in my cards. You just never know. When I was in Madison I discovered that you can definitely bet on my athletic prowess when I drink. I am a sports hero.
Any sport that one can play while drinking beer, I am amazing at. I am not trying to brag here, I am just stating the facts. The cold steel plated facts. Like a dart.

I destroyed in darts. I shuffled with elegance. (Thanks to Jessica's added grace, and no thanks to the art school dudes who kept changing the rules.) And bowling the other night in Lincoln Square proved that PBR licenses me with the eerie ability to make spares and strikes with such ease that other lanes were taking notice.

All of this being said I am looking for a worthy foe to shuffle with.
http://www.wellingtonstavern.com/events.html

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