Corporate Identity

Corporate Identity, originally uploaded by Juxtaposedface.

Here are my new ID’s. They get me into special places like the bathroom. I am super stoked about that. I look like I eat puppy souls for a living in my id photos.

I think that photocopying will eventually make me barren. Just a hunch I have. My new job places me right next to Millennium Park, which will be lovely once Chicago stops being an abusive husband. He beats me every time I burn the eggs. I make him be so cold to me because I am just so careless. But, then there are days where Chicago tells me I am pretty and I like living here.

Today was “Bring your children to work day” and there were lots of giggling kids running up and down the office. Megan said she saw a father and son eating ice cream walking in the loop. That’s super cute. Too bad massive amounts of photocopying made my womb shrivel up and die today.




I also saw Bright Eyes this Tuesday. The whole band wore white and there were flowers everywhere. I cried. It was pretty. My mom says I am sensitive.

PS - I have changed the Bright Eyes video on this post like three times. God I love Youtube.

Monster Plant

Monster Plant, originally uploaded by Juxtaposedface.

Sports Hero.

Shuffleboard, originally uploaded by Juxtaposedface.

Usually when I drink it’s like playing the lottery. You never know what’s going to happen. The Pyramids of Egypt could be in my cards. You just never know. When I was in Madison I discovered that you can definitely bet on my athletic prowess when I drink. I am a sports hero.
Any sport that one can play while drinking beer, I am amazing at. I am not trying to brag here, I am just stating the facts. The cold steel plated facts. Like a dart.

I destroyed in darts. I shuffled with elegance. (Thanks to Jessica's added grace, and no thanks to the art school dudes who kept changing the rules.) And bowling the other night in Lincoln Square proved that PBR licenses me with the eerie ability to make spares and strikes with such ease that other lanes were taking notice.

All of this being said I am looking for a worthy foe to shuffle with.
http://www.wellingtonstavern.com/events.html