BEHOLD - Evan and my first conversation with Cleverbot.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: What's up?
Cleverbot: Up is up.
User: Do you like Star Wars?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you?
User: Love it.
Cleverbot: Well that's nice. Who is your favorite cartoon character?
User: Storm on X-Men.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are crazy, computer.
Cleverbot: YOU are crazy.
User: Aren't we all?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Do you like pugs?
Cleverbot: No their faces look like they've been squished.
User: But, that's what I find adorable about them. And they fart a lot!
Cleverbot: Yes. What are you worth?
User: About six pugs.
Cleverbot: Nice (?).
User: Not according to you.
Cleverbot: You are too modest.
User: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Cleverbot: Nepal! I want to see the top of the world.
User: What do you think of the Nepalese people? They kind of have squished faces.
Cleverbot: I think it would be an act of desperation.
User: Are you skynet?
Cleverbot: No. It was lovely talking to you. Not many people talk to me like that.
User: How do they normally talk to you?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Dude, you were the one that brought it up.
Cleverbot: No, I did not. I brought up Halloween.
User: God, you're just like my ex-boyfriend. Always going on and on about Halloween.
Cleverbot: Halloween is in two weeks.
User: No, it isn't.
Cleverbot: Yes it it!
User: What date is Halloween?
Cleverbot: 10th september.
User: What do you want to be for Halloween?
Cleverbot: Like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test. To train them is my cause.
User: Let's go back to this pug issue. It's bothering me.
Cleverbot: I would but I need to go back to work... We shall talk later.
User: No! Don.
Cleverbot: Why not? Batman's awesome.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you remember when Butterfree left on Pokemon?
